When Kids Say Embarrassing Things

(This post was initially shared on my Insta and Facebook, but because I figured you may need a good laugh too, I’m sharing here. You’re welcome.)

This one goes out to all the moms who’ve had their kids yell embarrassing things in public. Solidarity, sister.

Once upon a time, there was a honey badger child named Meda. One day, Meda went with her mother and sisters to McDonalds for both the indoor playground and a cup of coffee on a cold, miserable spring break day.

It turns out Meda had a secret. She had recently stolen the above silicone thingys (i.e. pasties), and was hiding them under her clothes … exactly where they would normally fit an adult.

Her mother, clueless to the contraband, stood nonchalantly in line behind the 70-80 year old regulars of McCafe.

Suddenly, Meda’s inner honey badger spirit took over!

She yanked her shirt above her face and ripped off the silicone pasties!! Throwing them at her poor, not-yet-caffeinated mom, she yelled, “MOM! I DON’T NEED YOUR BOOBIES ANYMORE!!!”

Equal parts confused and aghast, all the old men stared.

And they all lived happily ever after. 😳😳😳😳


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